The following is a response to Chuck Wendig’s SPAMMERPUNK HORROR Flash Fiction Challenge. If you’re not following Chuck on Twitter, you’re missing out on some great stuff!

From: rachel@nodiets.com
To: rob@robboley.com
Subject: Lose 20 Pounds Today – NO DIETING!

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